PHONE CALL:

© 1983, 1998 by Lydia Glider-Shelley
Chorus:
I want to make a phone call:
To anyone and anywhere…
Just bill it to California,
They can pay for it all!

Hold on for verification… There’s no one at that number:
So I’m calling collect again,
Accept the charges if you will!

Verse 1:
It’s a long way from Colorado
To Virginia’s sandy beach…
And a long way to Ohio:
And right now, nothing but the phone will reach.
Bridge:
Nothing but the phone will reach you now,
And nothing ever reached you anyway…so

(repeat chorus)
Verse 2:
I know you don’t really know me,
And I’m not exactly a peach…
But now I’m stranded in Florida:
So right now, nothing but the phone will reach.
(repeat bridge and chorus)