THE MEN IN MY LIFE (A):
©
1995 by Lydia Glider-Shelley
Verse 1:
They all say they love me, and I’m sure they think it’s true:
But then they drive me crazy with the little things they do! Sometimes
everything’s all right, then they’ll come along… And
put me in this mood again, so I have to sing this song:
Chorus:
Just give me a beer now, and leave me alone!
‘
Cause the men in my life make me wanna get stoned!
Verse 2:
If it isn’t one thing, it’s always something else!
None of it makes any sense, but that don’t really help! All the
expectations always seem to be wrong, And there ain’t nothin’ left
to do but sing my song:
Chorus 2:
Just give me some red wine, and leave me alone!
‘
Cause the men in my life make me wanna get stoned!
Verse 3:
Well I guess I’m a bitch, for sure, there’s no denyin’ that… And
sometimes I can really be a spoiled little brat:
I just think a man oughtta look good in a thong!
And that just proves there really is
No point to this song!
Chorus 3:
Just give me some whiskey, and leave me alone!
‘
cause the men in my life make me wanna get stoned!
Yeah! Bring me the bottle, and leave me alone!
‘
Cause the men in my life just make me wanna go get stoned!