EGO BLUES:

© 1998 by Lydia Glider-Shelley
Ya can’t kiss my ass, ‘cause I won’t bare it!
You can smoke my grass, I’ll always share it…
I’d rather catch a bass than own a ferret,
Some things in life just stink!

I’d say “fuck you” but I could never mean it,
I’ll go to Timbuctu to find some more green shit…
A baby sucks ‘til two, then you wean it,
With a nod and a wink!

I’ll never tell you to go to hell, ‘cause I think you’re already there:
Tryin’ so hard to live well, yet you can’t afford underwear!
Ya got the ego blues, them gosh darn ego blues!
Ego blues, I’ll tell ya the news, ‘bout them ego blues!